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This is pre-recorded and the Emmy bosses have warned me if I say anything rude or controversial, they will edit it out and you won’t know the difference. What a bunch of cowardly [cut] countrymen like Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan. We’re proud of you. I’ve won a few Emmys myself. I’ve lost a few too. I was up for five last year and I lost them all to other shows that in my opinion were absolute [cut] ‘Schindler’s List’ but then went on to do TV with ‘Band of Brothers’ and ‘The Pacific’ for HBO, which in my opinion is the greatest channel in the world [cut] apart from [cut] FOX [cut] that is, [cut] obviously. Anyway, I’ve been rattling on for about 10 minutes. I hope I didn’t say anything that you found offensive. Though if I did, I don’t care. You can suck my [Twinkie]. Thanks for listening. And finally, thanks to God for making me an [cut] absolute idiot. There I said it. Again.
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ϟ ricky gervaisThe Office, 01x02 - Work Experience.
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ϟ the office ϟ martin freeman ϟ ricky gervais
ϟ the office ϟ ricky gervaisBecause I am my own boss, I can wake up one morning and go ‘Ooh, I don’t feel like working today, can I just stay in bed?’ ‘Ooh, don’t know, better ask the boss.’ ‘David can I stay in bed all day?’ ‘Yes you can David.’
They’re both me, that’s not me in bed with another bloke called David.
